October 25, 2022
Wick - №I hate this guy. Why is he
Wick - №He even looks like a canola oil can
Luna - Canola oil? That's an odd choice of descriptor. Who are you talking about?
Wick - №I'm supposed to help supervise with this guy who obviously stole Willis's ID card. Goes by willis and going on about knowing everyone. He's insane
Luna - I just want to make sure I understood correctly. The new guy is also named Willis?
Wick - №yeah.
Luna - That's odd. I don't understand, how does this work? Does the new Willis look like the previous Willis in any way? Cuz... maybe this is the same person? I know it sounds insane.
Wick - №No. More...ew. God he won't leave me alone. I'M JUST TRYING TO WORK
Luna - Nah, I get that, sounds like a pest. Is this the same dude that keeps flaunting his monster card collection?
Wick - №Yeah that's the one. Like I'm trying to make sure none of these people wander off into the woods but no. Cuz why the fuck would I be able to do my job.
Luna - That sounds fucking awful Madelyn. But wait, hang on, your job is to stop this band from going into the woods? That's really strange, but I guess whatever pays the bills ya know.
Wick - №Band? No I'm watching over some dumb therapy camp. And of course all of the people going are weird and annoying too
Luna - Oh Gods, that is arguably worse than watching over a band. It's babysitting on steroids. And to be fair, they're probably all teens, so a bunch of weirdos is to be expected. Anyone notable in the bunch?
Wick - №We got two obnoxious twins, a can of pineapple, Mr.whiskers on steroids, some kid with weird ass shoes, a living pumpkin spice latte, and whatever the hell that hybrid is.
Wick - ...don't bleeping call me pumpkin.
Wick - №Oh that one's you? Why the hell are you here?
Wick - Not by choice
Wick - №Can you keep the pineapple can distracted enough that they stop talking to me? Thanks
Wick - We all have names you know. That "can" is called Wes
Wick - №Just distract him or something I don't care. No one likes boring magic tricks anyway
Wick - Fine.
Wick - He says he wants everyone to watch
Wick - №Fucking hell OK FINE WHATEVER we'll all watch. Just one trick and that's it
Wick - №What the hell is he saying? He sounds like a squeeky toy
Wick - Ugh...he's just nervous...says he can make anything disappear
Wick - №Bet
Wick - ...hey wait I'm not volunteering for this
Wick - №I just said you are so you are
Wick - Wha
Wick - №Go on, have fun helping with the trick
Wick - I swear as soon as November hits I'm cursing up a storm...
Wick - №Try smiling more. Everyone's watching
Wick - I don't have to smile if I don-
Wick - №Oh wow that's really realistic blood
Wick - №wait a second...
Luna - Uhhhhhh are you sure that isn't real blood?
Wick - №THE LITTLE DORK JUST CHOPPED HER TAIL OFF
Wick - №HE EVEN SAID TA-DA BEFORE HE REALIZED HE MESSED UP HAHAHAHA
Luna - Uhhhh maybe you should take Lock to the infirmary? Since that's your job. Cuz I can only imagine the kind of pain she's in right now...
Wick - №The Willis guy called an ambalence whatever that is. Man this kid's parents are ganna be pissed.
Luna - An ambulance is a car that takes people who are hurt or seriously ill to the hospital... and I'm actually not sure how Blair will react. I cannot get a read on her to save my life.
Wick - №The pineapple kid seriously thought he knew how to a trick he saw on tv a few times
Luna - What the hell kind of a trick involves potentially cutting someone's tail off? Like I could see pulling a feral rabbit out of a hat, but that is unnecessarily risky. God damn.
Wick - №He put a cloth over the tail and borrowed a small hatchet the pumpkin spice one snuck in to chop her tail. It was supposed to appear in this starry cardboard box he brought. Technically worked. It fell in the box after he cut it off
Wick - …
Wick - №Well the boss is mad about this one
Luna - I can imagine. One of the campers got seriously injured.
Wick - №Good news, camp is canceled for a while and I don't have to work fo-...CABIN JANITORIAL WORK??? Ugghh fucking...nevermind. That and as soon as Franky gets back she wants to have a talk with the supervisors, the pineapple, and the latte
Luna - At least janitorial work means you don't have to babysit a bunch of rowdy teenagers. And I hope the meeting goes well, Franky seems productive.
Wick - №Should be in a couple hours
Luna - Okay Madelyn. Hope it goes well.
Wick - [End]
Later that day Willis walks across the pavement as he takes a deep breath. He passes Usha who is sitting in the grass focused on his phone. Willis reaches the door to Franky's office and hesitantly enters. He's met with loud yelling. Ahead is a large metal desk with an opossum named Franky standing with her arms folded and a judging frown of sharp teeth. On the nearest side of the desk is a smaller, off white raccoon dog by the name of Wes who wears a Christmas sweater. Wes holds a blue cardboard with yellow stars that is duct taped shut. Madelyn is standing in the corner quietly while wearing a kitsune style mask and a green jacket with a yellowed fur hood lining. Near the door is a tall doberman pinscher with a smoke scented and paper thin flannel shirt. Her eyelids are layered with lavender eyeshadow.
She instantly yells at Willis as he walks in the office "And where have you been all day?!?"
"Who are you?" Willis looks her up and down.
Franky interrupts before the conversation could continue "Not important. I needed to talk to you about your job and Wes's behavior"
Wes pipes in "The tv made it look easier"
Willis grumbles at Wes "You're an idiot, you know that right?"
Franky looks at Willis in disbelief "Mr.Morrissey."
"What? Look at him. It's not even Halloween yet and he's already wearing a Christmas sweater!" Willis gestures to Wes.
Wes laughs some "Yeah? I wear it year round"
Franky glares at Willis "I will not tolerate you speaking to a child like this in my office!"
Willis scoffs "He's like three years younger than me. Heck, he's probably an inch taller than your old dusty ass."
Wes snickers some. Franky's jaw drops as she stares in bewilderment. Franky shakes her head "Willis Avrid Morrissey, get out of my office. You are fired."
"Whatever, I'll get a job somewhere else. How hard can it be" Willis rolls his eye as he turns and heads out of the office. Franky grumbles to herself as she sits down at her desk. The doberman grabs Wes by the arm and drags him with her to follow Willis out. Usha gets up from the grass nearby and follows calmly with his eyes still on his phone.
"Excuse but where do you think you're going?" The doberman asks as Willis pauses and looks over at her.
"Home?" Willis shrugs.
"Not without your kids you're not" Camellia drags Wes to Willis's side and puts her hands to her hips. Usha walks over beside Wes as he glances up at everyone.
"Are you crazy? I'm almost their age. These aren't my kids. Especially not that one" Willis points to Wes who mumbles under his breath.
"Oh yeah? Are you not the holder of Willis Avrid Morrissey's ID card?" She raises an eyebrow at him.
"Yeah? So?"
"Well I'm Camellia Hexa Morrissey, wife of Willis Morrissey. The same Willis Morrissey who has legal custody of the kids" She gives a smirk.
"Well I'm not taking them no matter what you think."
"So you would be ok with me telling the court that you've abandoned your kids in a parking lot and then discovering that you've been using a stolen ID?"
Willis stares at Camellia as he's processing what he just heard. Willis mumbles under his breath "Franky set me up…"
"If you're going to be Willis, then act like it" Camellia goes to walk past Willis towards her car as she pauses "Oh and maybe do some research. You're supposed to be partially blind."
Camellia gets in her car and drives off as Willis watches quietly.
The gears in his head keep turning as Wes looks over at Willis, "Hey uhhh, dad? What are we gonna do with this?" Wes holds out the starry cardboard box.
Willis huffs as he grits his teeth some "Putting it Franky's coffee."
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