Gem - /call Michael. I have come to declare my undying love for you. I am so happy that you alive and well. I have miss you and your sweet words. I have longed for us to be together. Please respond to me my beloved for I have missed you.
Wick - №...wh???
Gem - Hello my love ❤️❤️
Wick - №l-love?? Hhh
Gem - Michael you are so amazing cute. Don’t play coy UwU
Wick - №i- hehehbghh hhi hi uhhh wha…
Gem - Hi hi ❤️❤️❤️
Wick - №I can see hearts????? Uhhh hehehh hi? Who are you?
Gem - Michael it’s me your favorite simp. Gem!
Wick - №What does simp mean???
Gem - Your biggest fan
Wick - №I don't have any fans. I get cold easy
Gem - Oh…so do I!
Wick - №One blanket is just never enough anymore hehehh
Wick - You guys out there safe?
Luna - Yeah we're doing alright Whatsit aside from Cole getting attacked by something called a Boogeyman. Is there something going on?
Wick - Heard on the news a whole family went missing. Somewhere a few towns over
Luna - Oh gods that's bad. Did the news say if they have a suspect in who did it? Maybe something about the family name? I haven't heard anything myself.
Wick - I just heard it in passing, didn't get many details
Luna - I see. But yeah we're all safe over here. Are you safe Whatsit?
Wick - Yeah I'm safe
Wick - Blair and I can't find any of our headphones
Luna - Headphones? Did you check all around the house Whatsit?
Wick - Yeah. We even got new ones but they're gone now too. Blair thinks I'm losing them over and over
Wick - №Car
Luna - Oh hello Entity. A car is a machine that people drive outside to get places.
Wick - №?!?!?
Luan - Um. Car go fast, take people places.
Wick - №Car eat
Wick - Hey Cole, I signed that contract you sent Kaz for me to sign about the Fanter. Why is his name not on here?
Cole - Cole is currently unable to answer his twitter at the moment, I'm Max his Ai assistant how can I help today?
Wick - Do I get my Fanter now or what?
Cole - I'm sorry? I wasn't made aware of a contract that Cole sent you and he couldn't have sent it sometime recently considering he is absent.
Wick - Well I signed it. And he said it was from Cole
Cole - According to my records, Cole never sent a contract to you or Kaz. Did you check who's name is on the contract?
Wick - No but mine is on it now
Cole - Can you check who's name is on that contract?
Wick - Kaz took it, said he needed to turn it in before it expires
Cole - Ask for the contract back right now.
Wick - He just left the house and I just got my fur cllleeeaaannnedddd
Cole - Lock, listen to me very carefully. That contract was not from Cole and Kaz could be trying to do something bad with that contract, so I don't care if you just got your fur cleaned. Go after that fuckin cat!
Wick - ...but...it's rainin…
Cole - Lock, I don't care Cole is not here to save you. FUCKING GO!
Wick - I don't need to be saved, it's probably for another movie date or something. He loves those
Cole - Lock I fucking beg of you to go chase that fucking cat.
Wick - :(
Cole - Don't frowny face me missy go fuckin chase that man.
Luna - Whatsit. Please. Go after Kaz. I don't know what's going on, but it stinks.
Wick - It's already been 1 hourrrr :(
Luna - Do you have his phone number? Or any way to contact him?
Wick - Oh wait yeah...lemme just
Wick - [Calling]
Wick - №?
Luna - Hello Kaz. My name is Luna, just had a question for ya concerning that contract.
Wick - №Luna?...Lock I said only to call me for emergencies
Luna - I'd say this is a pretty good emergency. Where did you get that contract for the Fanter from?
Wick - №Got it from Cole
Luna - That can't be though. Cole's been taken away for the past week or so by people wanting to run experiments on him. If you got the contract recently, then you got it from an impostor.
Wick - №No I meant choale
Luna - Stop lying to me. There's only one person who would offer Fanter to Lock specifically, and that's Cole Genesone. Why did you have Lock sign a contract?
Wick - №…
Wick - [End]
Luna - Whatsit, can you call him again please? He's caught in a lie.
Wick - No no no, he's planning for it to be a surprise. We don't wanna ruin the surprise
Luna - Please Whatsit. Kaz is lying to you about this, and Gods know Cole is gonna be fucking pissed off when he finds out about this.
Wick - Ok so it seems a lil bit concerning but I'm telling you, he's my boyfriend. He wouldn't do anything crazy like that. Now where did I put that pen he had me forge Blair's signature with, I want to leave a thank you not for him for being so kind
Cole - Why would you need to forge Blair's signature if it was just for fanter?
Wick - ...uhhh
Wick - Fanter license?
Cole - Lock, do not lie. All lying does is make it worse, what was that contract really for?
Wick - I didn't look. Kaz was in a hurry
Cole - That is very concerning, I'm starting to think it was not for fanter. Something much more sinister.
Wick - ...wellllll...nooo...It's probably uhh...uhmm
Cole - Do not stall, go after that fucking cat right now.
Luna - Please Whatsit. You might be in danger.
Wick - UgggRHH Fine
Cole - Thank you.
Luna - Much appreciated Whatsit.
Wick - Update. So I was a little late
Luna - Oh dear. What happened?
Wick - I ran into Kaz on his way back and we walked home
Luna - I see. Did he anything about the contract you signed? If not, could you ask him please.
Wick - I asked he said not to worry about it
Luna - Well now I'm very worried about it. Thanks Kaz. Anyway, how are you doing?
Wick - I'm doing great. Can't wait for that surprise date
Spi - I wouldn't hold my breath about that if I were you
Wick - It's going to be great, I'll prove you all wrong
Spi - Think about it Lock, what kinda date needs signed parental permission?
Wick - One with too much Fanter?...
Spi - Try again
Wick - We're going to visit the zoo?
Spi - And since when did zoos require anything more than cash to enter? Do you understand what I'm getting at?
Wick - I've never been to a zoo
Spi - Neither have I unless you count abandoned ones. But again do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Wick - I sure can't wait!
Spi - There is no date you know that right?
Wick - There's going to be a date
Spi - Oh yeah? Ask him then. Cause there's something going on alright but it isn't a date
Wick - I'm not going to ruin the surprise
Spi - That's fine then kid, just don't go crying to us when everything goes tits up
Luna - Well I hope the surprise is a good one...Anyway, if you need anything else, we're here for ya. That's what Risen do best.
Wick - I still need that Fanter from Cole…
Luna - unfortunately, Cole's still not back. You might have to wait a little bit. Sorry : (
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